Song: No Java in the Game

Version 2

I woke up this mornin’, fired up my Minecraft world,
Feelin’ kinda weary, no energy to be unfurled.
Spent all night diggin’, down in that ol’ cave,
Now I’m lookin’ for a boost, somethin’ to make me brave.

Oh, Mojang, why’d you do me wrong?
No coffee in the game, now my days are long.
Need that java jolt, to keep my spirits high,
But without my cup of coffee, all I can do is sigh.

I got my diamond pickaxe, my armor’s shiny bright,
But I’m movin’ like a zombie, through the endless night.
Thought I’d find some coffee, in this pixelated land,
But there’s no caffeine potion, to lend a helping hand.

Oh, Mojang, why’d you do me wrong?
No coffee in the game, now my days are long.
Need that java jolt, to keep my spirits high,
But without my cup of coffee, all I can do is sigh.

I’ve got melons, I’ve got apples, and a golden carrot too,
But what I really need, is a little coffee brew.
Can’t you hear me cryin’, can’t you feel my pain?
I’m just a lonely miner, walkin’ in the rain.

Oh, Mojang, why’d you do me wrong?
No coffee in the game, now my days are long.
Need that java jolt, to keep my spirits high,
But without my cup of coffee, all I can do is sigh.

So here I am, just pluggin’ along,
Wishin’ for a coffee, to make me strong.
I’ll keep on buildin’, through the night and day,
Hopin’ for the time, when coffee comes my way.

Oh, Mojang, why’d you do me wrong?
No coffee in the game, now my days are long.
Need that java jolt, to keep my spirits high,
But without my cup of coffee, all I can do is sigh.