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Row, row, row my little boat
Row it far
Row it wide
Like that chicken
I’m just trying to get to the other side
Some folks like walking
Some folks like flying
People with horses
People with carts
They’ve got rockets, camels, portals (oh my)
I’ve seen pigs fly
I’ve seen ugly creatures waddle by
I’ll stick to my boat
Row, row, row my little boat
Row it far
Row it wide
They travel over
They travel under
They travel by thunder and rain
Don’t fail me little boat
Just row on until dawn
Life is but a dream
Merrily, merrily up the stream