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I have, I have
I’ve been slain
I’ve fallen from some vines
I’ve walked into a cactus
I’ve gone up in flames
I’ve been pricked
I’ve been blown up
I’ve fallen off a ladder
I have, I have
I’ve fallen off scaffolding
I’ve discovered the floor was lava
I’ve been impaled on a stalagmite
I’ve been stung
I’ve been burned to death
I’ve fallen out of the world
I’ve suffocated in a wall
I’ve been struck by lightning
I have, I have
I’ve starved to death
I’ve gone off with a bang
I’ve been killed by magic
I’ve walked into fire while fighting
I’ve been burned to a crisp
I’ve tried to swim in lava
I’ve been doomed
I’ve been shot by a skull
I have, I have
I’ve hit the ground too hard
I’ve fallen while climbing
I’ve fallen from a high place
I’ve been impaled
I’ve walked into the danger zone
I’ve been squashed by a falling anvil
I’ve been drowned
I have, I have
I’ve been poked to death by a sweet berry bush
I’ve been obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek
I froze to death
I’ve withered away
I’ve been killed while trying to hurt someone else
I’ve left the confines of this world
I’ve experienced kinetic energy
I have, I have
I’ve been pummeled
I’ve been shot
I’ve fallen off a ladder
I’ve been impaled on a stalagmite
I’ve been fire balled
I’ve walked into fire while fighting
I’ve been skewered by a falling stalactite
I’ve died from dehydration
I have, I have
I didn’t want to live in the same world as y’all