Version 1
Verse 1
Why’d the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside, where the mobs all go!
Skeleton’s chilling in the living room,
Waiting for night so he can make his move.
How do you party in space? You planet!
Player with a ladder, they’re planning to expand it.
Steve’s got shears, his locks flying in the air,
And that cow on the ground? Ground beef everywhere!
Chorus
It’s a Minecraft laugh-a-thon, sing along,
Creepers, skeletons, and villagers in the song!
From the Nether to the end, and back again,
We’re crafting a punchline, block by block, my friend!
Verse 2
Endermen as spies? Nah, they’re outta sight,
Teleporting away when things get tight.
Creeper loves hissssstory, boom goes the room,
And the iron golem’s doing the robot tune.
Pig’s karate? That’s a pork chop with kick!
Sunblock saves players from the heat real quick.
Steve stays fit, running ‘round the block,
Skeletons at dinner, ribs on the clock!
Chorus
It’s a Minecraft laugh-a-thon, sing along,
Creepers, skeletons, and villagers in the song!
From the Nether to the end, and back again,
We’re crafting a punchline, block by block, my friend!
Bridge
Witch is good at spelling, that’s her claim,
Ender Dragon’s reading habits? Always the same.
Zombie says, “Nice to eat you, dear,”
Alex tickles bones and laughs through the fear.
Ghast in the Nether, loves the Nether-Lands,
Skeleton can’t cross the road, no guts in his plan.
Minecraft movie’s a blockbuster for sure,
Steve in an office? He’s blocking the door!
Chorus
It’s a Minecraft laugh-a-thon, sing along,
Creepers, skeletons, and villagers in the song!
From the Nether to the end, and back again,
We’re crafting a punchline, block by block, my friend!