Song: Birch Boy

[Intro, Spoken/Filtered Vocal]
“Yo, you hate it, but you still use it. What’s up with that?”
“Everyone says Birch is trash, but look at your base. Who you foolin’?”

[Verse]
I step into the forest, see that white wood shine,
Claim you don’t like it, but it’s all up in your design,
Birch logs in your house, Birch floors in your base,
But you actin’ like it’s ugly, what a wild chase.

It’s the block you hate to love, the one you can’t deny,
Say it’s for noobs, but I see you building high,
White wood texture, keep it clean and light,
But when you finish your mansion, it’s Birch all night.

[Chorus]
Bounce to the Birch, yeah we Birch Boy flexin’,
Said it’s overrated but you know you still messin’.
Bounce to the Birch, you don’t wanna admit,
But every block you place, you use it bit by bit.

Bounce to the Birch, let the haters all talk,
Building with it anyway, that’s the irony block.
Bounce to the Birch, yeah the strip is on fire,
Pretend you don’t like it, but you’re a Birch block buyer.

[Drop, Instrumental]
[Heavy bass drop with catchy synth melody, layered with percussive beats driving the rhythm. Minimal vocal chops: “Birch”, “Flex”, “Block”, etc.]

[Verse]
From your house to your fence, Birch got you in a trance,
Talking ‘bout Oak, but Birch makes you wanna dance,
Spruce can’t compete, it’s got nothin’ on the stripe,
You can’t quit it, it’s part of the Minecraft life.

Stained in the game, but it’s bright in the sun,
Admit you love Birch, yeah, it’s the chosen one.
Build your castles, your bases, with that irony flare,
You talk that talk, but Birch is everywhere.

[Chorus]
Bounce to the Birch, yeah we Birch Boy flexin’,
Said it’s overrated but you know you still messin’.
Bounce to the Birch, you don’t wanna admit,
But every block you place, you use it bit by bit.

Bounce to the Birch, let the haters all talk,
Building with it anyway, that’s the irony block.
Bounce to the Birch, yeah the strip is on fire,
Pretend you don’t like it, but you’re a Birch block buyer.

[Bridge]
“Why you hatin’ on the Birch when it’s right in your hand?
You can’t craft a world without Birch in the land.”
“Love it or hate it, it’s still in demand.”
Birch Boy bounce, come and join the stand.

[Final Chorus]
Bounce to the Birch, yeah we Birch Boy flexin’,
Said it’s overrated but you know you still messin’.
Bounce to the Birch, you don’t wanna admit,
But every block you place, you use it bit by bit.

Bounce to the Birch, let the haters all talk,
Building with it anyway, that’s the irony block.
Bounce to the Birch, yeah the strip is on fire,
Pretend you don’t like it, but you’re a Birch block buyer.