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[Verse 1]
Come on down to the Woodland Mansion,
Where the hallways twist and turn,
A peaceful place for your vacation,
If you like to watch the torches burn.
You’ll find surprises in every room,
Just ignore the screams and groans,
You might hear a distant, eerie boom,
But that’s just our friendly home.
[Chorus]
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
Where the darkness makes you stay.
Hear the whispers in the walls,
Feel the mystery in these halls,
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
You might never leave, but that’s okay!
[Verse 2]
The Illagers have magic tricks to show,
Fangs that snap and soar,
Vindicators swing their axes low,
And always leave you wanting more.
Cozy rooms with beds so fine,
But who needs sleep anyway?
When the shadows shift, and the spirits whine,
Every night feels like midday.
[Chorus]
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
Where the darkness makes you stay.
Hear the whispers in the walls,
Feel the mystery in these halls,
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
You might never leave, but that’s okay!
[Bridge]
Lost in corridors of gloom,
There’s no escape from this old tomb.
Feel the chill run down your spine,
Embrace the fear; it’s quite divine!
[Verse 3]
Take an axe-throwing class with pride,
Learn to chop and swing,
Or maybe hide and hope they slide,
Past where you’re trembling.
Every guest who’s dared to check-in,
Never wants to check out,
They come in normal, but they leave with a grin,
As they wander the mansion about.
[Chorus]
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
Where the darkness makes you stay.
Hear the whispers in the walls,
Feel the mystery in these halls,
It’s a Woodland Mansion Getaway,
You might never leave, but that’s okay!
[Outro]
So come on down, don’t be afraid,
To the place where memories are made.
The Woodland Mansion calls your name,
It’s a trip you’ll never quite explain!