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Woke up this morning to this blocky world,
Where everything tastes the same.
Got my farm, my cows, my chickens too,
This bland old food’s givin’ me the blues.
Oh, Minecraft, why you treatin’ me this way?
No seasonings, not even salt to save the day.
Oh, I’m cryin’, can’t you see?
This bland food’s takin’ the fun from me.
I’ve got wheat for bread, and carrots too,
Cooked me up some steak, but it ain’t nothin’ new.
No herbs, no spices, not even a dash,
Just plain old food, it’s a flavor crash.
Oh, Minecraft, why you treatin’ us this way?
No seasonings, not even salt to save the day.
Oh, I’m cryin’, can’t you see?
This bland food’s takin’ the fun from me.
I’d trade my diamonds, my gold and all my loot,
For just a pinch of flavor to put in my stew.
Oh, developer, hear my plea,
Add some flavor, set my taste buds free.
I’ve built my castles, I’ve fought the mobs,
But this tasteless food, it’s just a boring job.
Give me garlic, pepper, a little thyme,
Anything to make my meals feel fine.
Oh, Minecraft, why you treatin’ me this way?
No seasonings, not even salt to save the day.
Oh, I’m cryin’, can’t you see?
This bland food’s takin’ the fun from me.
So I’ll keep on buildin’, and I’ll keep on playin’,
But deep down inside, my heart’s always sayin’,
Give me flavors, give me spice,
Make my Minecraft meals taste nice.