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  • JeStEr’s News, Volume 27 [2]

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    Hello, fools, and welcome to another special edition of Humble News Jester’s News! It’s been a while, so I have… Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZanjoBanjo had leftover pizza for lunch!!!! Nether Invades Overworld The Map clearly shows that the Nether is taking the overworld! And also half of Resin Incorporated! Why is the Nether doing this? Could…

  • Humble Jones, Day Four

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    To the Esteemed Fellows of the Humble Archaeological Society, After cautiously sampling the beverages left behind by Mr. Saloon, I discovered a route into the lower floor of King Post’s fortress. I was immediately greeted by a glorious collection of artifacts (fig. 1). It appears King Post was not merely a ruler, but also a…

  • Humble Jones, Day One

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    To the Esteemed Fellows of the Humble Archaeological Society, I am pleased to report that my first day among the people of HumbleCraft has yielded far more questions than answers—a most encouraging start to any proper expedition. My first noteworthy discovery was a curious monument (fig. 1) dedicated to a symbol whose meaning presently escapes…

  • Humble News, Volume 26

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    This week’s news is going to look a little different! Every now and then, we pick a resident Humbug to interview for the paper. This week, The Friendly Zoologist was the lucky winner! She gave us such incredibly thoughtful and interesting answers that we decided she deserved her very own special edition. Editor’s Note: Grab…

  • Song: Blocky Paradise (Parody)

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    [Verse 1]Loaded into a world with a tree and a dream,Punchin’ every log like I’m Bruce Lee.Sun starts droppin’, now I’m racing the sky,Got a dirt cube palace that is barely four blocks high. Thought I heard sheep, but the hiss said “Nope.”Now my front yard’s got another crater to cope.Spent all day mining, came…

  • Humble News, Volume 25

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    The news is back, and, the world on the server is evolving every day. It’s all thanks to the Humbugs. Grab your gear and let’s dive into what everyone has been working on together this week. Now Loading: Fresh Games and Street Eats in the Gaming District The Gaming District has been busy lately, with…

  • Song: Kaboom-Boom

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    Kaboom Boom! [Verse 1]Adding one more layer to my mob farm high,Missed a block, took a step, now I’m learning how to fly.Fell down, hit the ground, creeper waiting in the room—Had about half a second just to whisper— Kaboom! Picked myself back up, said, “I’ll fix it, no big deal.”Grabbed some blocks, patched the…

  • Humble News, Volume 24

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    Welcome back, Humbugs! It has been a bustling week on the HumbleCraft server! In this week’s update, we are diving into the incredible engineering feats of our community. We’ll showcase a new skyline-altering project, sit down for an exclusive behind-the-scenes interview with one of our most legendary (and famously generous) Humbugs, check out how everyone…

  • Humble News, Volume 23

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    Six months ago, HumbleCraft was just an idea. Today? It’s a thriving community where we all share our pixelated creativity and chaos. This week, we are celebrating our 6-month anniversary! Alongside this milestone, we’re celebrating the birthday of a much loved Humbug and self-described “chaos coordinator”, as well as welcoming several new faces to the…

  • Gizario | Oops!… I Did It Again

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    One tiny mob.One very big mistake. In this episode of HumbleCraft, we dive into the brand-new Chaos Cube update and set out in search of a sulfur cave. After tracking one down, we gather the new resources, capture a few Sulfur Cubes, and bring them back home to see what they’re capable of. As it…

  • How to Die in Minecraft: 42 Essential Mistakes to Make

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    This is my first death in Minecraft survival in over a year… and I committed fully to the folly. Please enjoy my demise in slow motion. *More than 42 mistakes were made. Death of Me It was the death of me.It was the end of me. Signs I ignored.Each dismissed. It was the death of…

  • Humble News, Volume 22

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    What’s new this week? Well, Xrogg reported touching grass, like real grass… which, like really doesn’t seem safe. Are the humbugs even allowed to go out into the real world? Some of the humbugs don’t even seem safe indoors. Sometimes they like die a lot… and in some pretty crazy ways. Sometimes falling… and sometimes…

  • Humble News, Volume 21

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    The waiting game is officially over, Humbugs! The latest Minecraft update was moving at a snail’s pace for HumbleCraft, leaving Chief downright heartbroken and the rest of us practicing our virtue of patience. But just when we thought we’d be staring at the same old horizon forever, BAM! When the morning arrived, the Humbugs logged…

  • Song | Suffer Cubes

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    Got my pickGot my food Got my plansFeeling good Got my mapGot my gear Been waiting all dang year The Suffer Cubes were calling The Suffer Cubes were calling The Suffer Cubes were calling Now I’m the one suffering Cleaned my chestsMended tools Told my friendsSee you soon Coffee madeChair pulled near Been waiting all…

  • Song | We Boom

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    We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We ready to boom?We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We ready to boom?We boom. WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM. We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We boom. WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM. We ready to boom?WE BOOM. We ready to boom?WE BOOM. We ready to boom?We…

  • JeStEr’s News, Volume 20 [1]

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    Hello, fools, and welcome to a very special edition of Humble News Jester’s News! I have a few exciting things that have happened that I am happy to reveal! Humble International Speedway I have no idea what it is, but Zanjo Banjo sounded very excited that she started its construction at the gaming district. It’s…

  • Humble News, Volume 18

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    Greetings, Humbugs! If you thought things were quiet on the server lately, think again! HumbleCraft is bursting at the seams with creativity and camaraderie. Over in the Gaming District, the wheels are turning on some incredible new games, while a quick boat ride away the brand-new Humble University has begun construction. Meanwhile, our Humble Clans…

  • Gizario | Final Countdown

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    One project at a time… the server keeps getting bigger.And somehow, so does the chaos. In this episode of HumbleCraft, we finally finish the redstone work on the Gaming District carousel by adding changing lights, music, and just enough moving parts to make future Giz regret everything. Meanwhile, work continues on our “not so mini”…

  • Humble News, Volume 17

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    This week officially marks Minecraft’s 17th anniversary! It’s wild to think that what started as a simple, single-developer “Cave Game” experiment back on May 17, 2009, has evolved into a global phenomenon and the best-selling game of all time. Nearly two decades later, the game still finds brand new ways to make us laugh, panic,…

  • Song | Wind Charge War

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    Yeah…Server real quiet tonight…Two players online…Then the chat lit up. “Bet’s on him.”Ohhh… okay.Say less. Late night server, not a soul in sightJust two blockheads buildin’ by lantern lightPickaxe swingin’ with the peaceful soundNobody knew drama ‘bout to shake the ground Then chat popped up like a lightning strike“Who gon’ win?” yeah the timing rightThree…

  • Mix Tape: Memoirs of Obsidian

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    Now available on Spotify and Amazon Music! Track List

  • Song | Glimmerthorn

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    Zero, zeroAt the center of it allPurple light callingCan you hear the Nether call? Beauty and terrorSide by sideOne step forwardTo the other side Glimmerthorn GateCalling my nameLost in the purpleLost in the flame Glimmerthorn GateHold me awhileFear in the darknessPeace in the fire At zero, zeroWorlds collideOverworld dreamsNether inside Glimmerthorn GateGlimmerthorn GateBeauty and terrorBeauty…

  • Humble News, Volume 16

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    Happy Birthday to Us Sweet 16! Can you believe we have done 16 of these? After you read this week’s News, be sure to check out some of our past News volumes. Epic Tale of Fire In the crimson depths of the Nether, where the air is thick with ash and the sound of crackling…

  • Gizario | Carousel

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    Round and round we go.Hopefully into the right portal. In this episode of HumbleCraft, work begins on a brand new Nether portal for the Gaming District, this time with a design that’s a little less “ancient gateway” and a little more “questionable carnival attraction.” Back around the base, The Bone Mill officially opens for business,…

  • Song | Nobody Left Me Burning

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    Glass around the killing chamberBuilt to keep the danger inBlazes cracking through the silenceLate night ventures once again Fire proof potions by the chest“In case of emergency”Funny how nobody needs themTill panic hits suddenly One lag spikeOne wrong stepOne disconnectAnd everything changed PanickedStuck in a hard placeMy world on fireFlames lighting up my view PanickedBuried…

  • Humble News, Volume 13

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    It’s another week on HumbleCraft, where the rhythmic sound of the pickaxe echoes through the deep slate and the skyline continues to evolve with every stone block placed. This week, we celebrate the simple joy of the grind, a birthday, and the incredible builds that emerge when we turn raw materials into creativity. Party at…

  • Humble News, Volume 12

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    Welcome back to HumbleCraft! This week, we’re setting aside the heavy grinding to spend some time on the lighter side of the server. From community-run mini-games to our latest server-wide hunts, we’re diving into all things games and fun. Put down your pickaxe, grab a friend, and let’s get into what’s happening across the map!…

  • Song | Good Enough (Parody)

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    Here we are, diggin’ through the stone and bluesBreak the block, hear the pickaxe soundOh, it’s not real if you don’t feel it Uncharted caverns waitingThe maps we used to play withAre finally taking shape What’s good enough (Good enough)For you, it’s good enough (Good enough)For me, it’s good enough (Good enough)It’s good enough for…

  • Humble Badges

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    What are those badges underneath the Humbug Player Cards? Season One Humbug All you have to do is join season one of HumbleCraft. Ender Dragon Join a raid to defeat the Ender Dragon. Shopkeeper Build a shop in the Humble Mall. Humble Project Management Join the team that makes HumbleCraft a better place. Derp Award…

  • Humble News, Volume 11

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    Everyone seems to be settling into their own rhythm, fine-tuning a build or wandering the server to see what’s new. Just good vibes, steady progress and exploration. Hidden Objects and…Bases? In our hunt for the server’s hidden treasures, the “Oxidized One” has finally been spotted! TFZ tracked down the copper golem at Watchmiker’s base, tucked…

  • Humble News, Volume 10

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    It has been a week of steady progress here on HumbleCraft. The world continues to evolve at a comfortable pace as we focus on the finer details of our humble homes. It’s been great seeing everyone settling into their current projects and taking the time to enjoy the new baby mob update. There is a…

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  • Gizario | We Didn’t Start the Fire

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    It started small… it did not stay that way. In this episode of HumbleCraft, Ember Island reminds us who’s really in charge as another eruption tears through the landscape—sending massive shards crashing through the base and leaving us to deal with the aftermath. Between the chaos, new ember trees begin to rise, and we quietly…

  • Song | Grindstone Cowboy (Parody)

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    I’ve been walkin’ these plains so longSingin’ the same old songI know every block in this patchwork world I roamWhere grindin’s the name of the gameAnd soft hearts get lost in the creepers and the flameThere’s been a lot of late-night miningChasin’ that perfect timingBut I’m gonna be where the lanterns shine on me Like…

  • Song | What We Broke

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    They built it by the broken groundwhere the blackened stone had burst,No one claims who laid the firstor spoke the warning first.When ember-glass came spearin’ upand split the valley wide,We learned too late what lay belowwas never ours to mine. The builders tried to warn us plain,said, “Guide it, don’t you break,”But hands like ours…

  • Humble News, Volume 9

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    Whether you’re searching for new tiny friends or building big dreams, the latest Tiny Takeover update has officially injected a new energy into the world of HumbleCraft. This week, the server is buzzing with more than just miniature mobs; we are officially pulling back the curtain on the brand-new Gaming District, a dedicated hub for…

  • Cosmic Dragon | Egg Shrine

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    Hello there!!! I am CosmicDragon227. I am a member of the Minecraft HumbleCraft SMP. We are also known as Humbugs. This build took me a couple months to construct and was being planned before we even beat the Ender Dragon. Here I take you on a tour of the HumbleCraft Egg Shrine and Lookout.

  • Cosmic Dragon | Humbled a Dragon

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    This is the entrance to the HumbleCraft Egg Shrine. I made a more rounded version of Jean the Ender Dragon’s head. This was built in tribute to the HumbleCraft server’s Eder Dragon fight.

  • Chief | Shopping District Tour

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    A quick tour in the early days of our Minecraft shopping district on HumbleCraft. It is wild how quickly it has changed since this video was captured. There are now more shops, a better portal, and paths everywhere.

  • Song | No Worries Tonight

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    Step out of the portalFeel the calm landNo need to look back nowNothing at hand Purple sky, painted dreamSoft light in betweenEvery step slows downLike I’m unseen No mobs, no worries tonightEverything’s gonna be alrightTake your timeLeave all your worries behindNo mobs, no worries at all Every build, different soulEvery chest, different goalQuiet trades, passing…

  • Song | Diamond Circulation

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    Those diamonds won’t spend themselvesSitting quiet on a shelfPulled them up from undergroundNow they’re just lying around You did the work, you made the findNow it’s time to let it rideNothing here is built to stayIt moves away What you hold is not your ownJust a stop along the roadLet it move, let it breatheSet…

  • Song | Before Sunrise

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    Purple sky, it never fadesBut it feels like night behavesLike a moment we could loseIf we wait, if we refuse Lantern glow on every standShadows move across the landEverything is open lateLike it’s tempting fate You’ve been holding what you foundBut it won’t stay locked downFeel it pulling at your handsLike it understands Spend it…

  • HPM Report, № 1

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    Hello all! Welcome to the first edition of the HPM report! HPM/VHPM Office The HPM/VHPM office is now open, located on the upper floor of Wild Bill’s Lodge. If you stop by, make sure you say hi to the birds, Mac and Cheese! Projects in Motion Transportation Game Zone (Humbleland) HPM Appointed Offices (Filled) HPM…

  • Introducing Humble Clans

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    The humble call to color. Armor trims are more than decoration; they are a declaration. In Humble Clans, each player chooses a material that reflects who they are — not in battle, but in build style, teamwork, and spirit. Your color tells a story. Choose wisely. Clan Amethyst The Mystics, the Dreamers, and the Watchers…

  • Humble News, Volume 8

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    The Humbugs love any reason to get together on the HumbleCraft server. Whether it’s creating a gaming district, shopping at each other’s stores, helping Humbugs recover lost items or building massive and creative community projects, the Humbugs truly come alive when working together. This week, we’ve seen everything from “not-so-humble” sorting systems to breathtaking spirals…

  • Gizario | Our House

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    New land. New builds. New… leadership? In this episode of HumbleCraft, we trade in the familiar for something a little more suburban as we head out to the Homestead and start putting down roots with a brand new home build. Back at the server level, it’s officially Election Day for the Humble Project Manager. Campaigns…

  • Neilo | Some Building, But Mostly Killing

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    Could not think of a title for this video. It contains a little bit of building, and a lot of my ADHD. 😁 Thanks to ‪@SynomaticCanvas‬ for making the Epic Version of Tears! You can find that song here:    • Tears | Epic Version  

  • Slime Boy and the Death Compass

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    A HumbleCraft Tale It began, as many unfortunate things do, with confidence. Slime Boy soared high above the Overworld, Elytra wings stretched wide against the fading glow of sunset. Below him, forests blurred into rivers, rivers into plains, and plains into memory. In his inventory rested a gift of absurd craftsmanship—an outragous Netherite hoe, polished…

  • Humble Guide: Shops

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    Welcome to the Humble Mall! Our shopping district is just getting started. We settled on a peaceful mushroom island that is just a Nether hop away from spawn. You can take the ice boat, train, or fly through the North wing of the Nether hub. Once you arrive, you can take a walk through a…

  • Humble News, Volume 7

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    The ballots have been cast and the secrets have been stashed. This week, the HumbleCraft headlines are split between the halls of power and the thrill of the hunt. While Zanjo secures a historic win in the HumbleCraft Project Manager (HPM) elections, the rest of us have been caught up in the madness of our…