Version 2
[Intro]
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1]
I’ve been wanderin’, baby, in the land of the void,
The End ain’t changed, and we’re all so annoyed.
They’ve been teasin’ updates, we’ve seen the signs,
But y’all keep leavin’ it behind.
[Chorus]
Oh, Mojang, where’s that update?
I’m beggin’ you, it’s way too late. (Way too long)
We’ve fought the dragon, we’ve raided it a hundred times,
But the End, oh, it’s been left behind.
[Verse 2]
You gave us caves, you gave us cliffs so high,
But in the End, there’s nothin’ new to find.
End cities crumble, same old purple haze,
I’m lost in the void, stuck in a daze.
[Chorus]
Oh, Mojang, where’s that update?
I’m beggin’ you, it’s way too late. (Way too long)
We’ve fought the dragon, we’ve raided it a hundred times,
But the End, oh, it’s been left behind.
[Bridge]
I’ve eaten Chorus fruit, walked the Enderman’s land,
Explored the cities, held many an elytra in hand.
But now I crave somethin’ new to explore,
Come on, y’all, give us a little more.
[Chorus]
Oh, Mojang, where’s that update?
I’m beggin’ you, it’s way too late. (Way too long)
We’ve fought the dragon, we’ve raided it a hundred times,
But the End, oh, it’s been left behind.
[Outro]
Until that day, I’ll keep my pickaxe in hand,
Hopin’ for new life in this barren land.
Oh, y’all, don’t leave me singin’ these blues,
Bring life to the End, give us somethin’ new.
[Spoken]
Mojang, huh? Seems a lot like less jang to me. You know?
[Instrumental]
[Fade Out]
[End]