Version 1
[Verse]
Oh why did Marilla say anything about it?
Whispers in the shadows, now my gear’s not legit
HEAVIUS CORIUS, they’ve made it tougher than before
The enchantments fail, I’m breaking down the door
[Chorus]
HEAVIUS CORIUS, a curse upon that name
HEAVIUS CORIUS, the mace is hard to claim!
HEAVIUS CORIUS, smashing best I can, it still survives
HEAVIUS CORIUS, oh I’m about to die
HEAVIUS.
CORIUS.
[Verse]
Fighting in the depths, where lava rivers can flow
Swinging with my might, but striking too slow
HEAVIUS CORIUS, it’s pushing me to the edge
Armor’s breaking, I’m hanging by a thread
[Chorus]
(Bridge)
Through the dungeon halls, the echoes of my plight
Marilla’s words ring true, in the dark night (Marilla)
With every hit I take, the curse grows strong
Will I break the spell, or is my time gone?
[Chorus]
[Outro]
HEAVIUS CORIUS, the burden that I bear
HEAVIUS CORIUS, it’s more than I can wear
HEAVIUS CORIUS, my fate is on the line
HEAVIUS CORIUS, will I escape this time?
This is a joke from: https://youtu.be/SGsDQc7HAIc?si=fmozNYC9sybABv4m; and we also made a shirt: https://shop.isssue.com/product/heaviuss-coriuss