Version 2
[Verse]
A secret that’s hidden,
Dried kelp’s my burden.
Not the cake,
Not the cookies,
Nothing sweet to find here,
Kelp’s just a shadow,
It’s a taste unkind, rewind.
[Chorus]
Oh, dried kelp, kelp, kelp,
So very dull and grey, grey, grey,
Tastes like tears (tears),
Bitter won’t fade away,
Craving the warmth of something more.
Oh, dried kelp, kelp, kelp.
Oooh oooh oh oh.
[Verse]
Toast it in a furnace,
Still can’t hide it’s emptiness.
Even with sea pickles,
It’s a ghastly taste,
Rather face the void than it’s bitter trace.
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Tried to make a feast,
but it fell apart,
Thought it was a treasure,
but it broke our hearts.
Now we’re lost in this melancholy plight,
Chewing on kelp through the night.
[Chorus]
[Outro]
So if you find some kelp and it’s calling your name,
Leave it in the chest, let it be and rest,
Because dried kelp for dinner?
Nope. Hard pass.
[Chorus]
[End]