Version 1
(Verse 1)
There’s no spaghetti in Minecraft, no cheese to make you sneeze,
No rubber ducks, no monster trucks, no fish with two left knees.
No purple whales with fluffy tails, no castles made of cake,
No waterfalls of chocolate syrup flowing in a lake!
(Chorus)
Oh, Minecraft, oh Minecraft,
What a silly game you are!
No flying pigs, no toilet wigs,
No surfing on a star!
(Verse 2)
There’s no giraffes in diving suits, no ice cream mountains tall,
No kangaroo in kangaroo shoes jumping down the hall.
No dancing socks, no talking clocks, no skateboards made of jam,
No fluffy clouds that sing out loud, “I’m a strawberry ham!”
(Chorus)
Oh, Minecraft, oh Minecraft,
Where’s my pet giraffe parade?
No laser sharks, no glow-in-the-dark
Bananas with a braid!
(Bridge)
No flying cars, no disco bars,
No unicorns on jets,
No penguin kings with diamond rings
Or monkeys playing chess!
(Verse 3)
There’s no peanut butter volcanoes or dinosaurs in suits,
No tap-dancing flamingos wearing purple boots.
No jellybeans that fly around or lollipops that talk,
No socks with clocks on hoverboards doing the moonwalk!
(Chorus)
Oh, Minecraft, oh Minecraft,
You’re missing all the fun!
No pizza pies that hypnotize,
No hamsters on the run!
(Outro)
So if you’re looking for a game with all these crazy things,
You might have to make your own and give your dreams some wings.
But for now in Minecraft, just enjoy your mining spree,
And remember all the nonsense that this game will never be!