Version 1
[Intro]
Can’t work it out, why you chop so slow (Why?)
Really need to shout, can’t you see the glow?
It’s to the point, where I cut ’til it’s dark,
It’s all in my hands, you never hit your mark.
[Verse 1]
Leading you around (yeah)
With my diamond axe in hand,
Chopping down trees, all over the land,
(Ugh)
So sick of it, every single time,
It’s all in my hands, you never hit your mark.
Leading you around (yeah)
With my diamond axe in hand,
Chopping down trees, all over the land,
(Ugh)
So sick of it, every single time.
(Every single time)
(Every single time)
[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you wait?
Are you just afraid to swing?
Are you really like this?
What do you bring?
(Seriously what?)
[Chorus]
You slow-chopping fool, we’ve had enough of it,
Cut the wood, let it fall, stack it tall.
Gotta let you know, gotta let you know
That you gotta go, you gotta go (go).
(Go, Go, Go!)
[Verse 2]
I wish you finally knew, how the trees fall,
All the wood’s waiting, just come give it your all.
So we can build high, when the trees are gone,
It’d be so good, just grab your axe and carry on!
[Bridge]
(Ugh)
Just so slow,
(Just so slow)
Even when you try,
(Even when you try)
I see the sap,
(I see the sap)
I see your map,
(I see your map)
But you never go in deep,
(Never go in deep)
I should just chop alone,
Push through the forest wall,
See how you like it,
Watch the leaves fall,
Should I do it?
Be just like you?
(Nah)
(Sure would be fun though)
[Chorus]
You slow-chopping fool, we’ve had enough of it,
Cut the wood, let it fall, stack it tall.
Gotta let you know, gotta let you know
That you gotta go, you gotta go (go).
(Go, Go, Go!)
(Gooooooooooo!)
(Ahhhhhhh!)
[Hook]
I’m so fast, while you’re out of line,
All you’ve done is chop, one log at a time.
Put you down, each break in between,
With you, the forest’s still green.
[Pre-Chorus]
Why do you wait?
Are you just afraid to swing?
Are you really like this?
What do you bring?
(Seriously what?)
[Chorus]
You slow-chopping fool, we’ve had enough of it,
Cut the wood, let it fall, stack it tall.
Gotta let you know, gotta let you know
That you gotta go, you gotta go (go).
(Go, Go, Go!)
(Again!)
[Outro]
I can’t work it out, why you chop so slow,
What on earth you did, to deserve that glow.
It’s just that, you’re too slow for this crew,
I can’t wait, until you chop through!
(Until you chop through)
(Until you chop throuuuuuuuuugh!)
(Bye Bye Bye)
(Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
(Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
(Bye)