Step right in, wipe your feet,
Welcome to the house of deceit!
Dark oak halls where the paintings stare,
Whispered warnings fill the air.
Grand chandeliers, secrets untold,
Tables are set, but the food’s ice cold.
Take a seat—don’t be shy,
Oh, you’re staying for the night!
The walls are shifting, carpets creeping,
Footsteps echo—but no one’s speaking!
Dagger smiles and glowing eyes,
Nowhere left to run— (Surprise!)
Ooh-oh, the Vex take flight!
You better move fast or say goodnight!
Ooh-oh, it’s all a show!
Evoker laughs as the spirits glow!
Run, run, but you’re too late!
This place decides your fate!
Welcome to the mansion, my dear—
(Now you’re never leaving here!)
Maps are scattered, books half-burned,
Pages missing—what have you learned?
Cages rattle, shadows sway,
Something whispers— (Don’t look away!)
Grand staircases, winding halls,
Locked-up secrets, cursed by walls.
Take a chance, break the spell—
Or say your last farewell!
The walls are shifting, carpets creeping,
Footsteps echo—but no one’s speaking!
Dagger smiles and glowing eyes,
Nowhere left to run— (Surprise!)
Ooh-oh, the Vex take flight!
You better move fast or say goodnight!
Ooh-oh, it’s all a show!
Evoker laughs as the spirits glow!
Run, run, but you’re too late!
This place decides your fate!
Welcome to the mansion, my dear—
(Now you’re never leaving here!)
Excuse, me. Is this labeled correctly? It says Vex, but looks like an Evoker. The gold trim looks great, but I’m not sure about these eyebrows.
Ooh-oh, the Vex take flight!
You better move fast or say goodnight!
Ooh-oh, it’s all a show!
Evoker laughs as the spirits glow!
Run, run, but you’re too late!
This place decides your fate!
Welcome to the mansion, my dear—
(Too late, you’re staying here!)