Yeah, I took your diamonds, didn’t leave a sign
Built a lava trap, thought it looked real fine
Blew your redstone door just to see it go BOOM
Then I danced on the roof of your mushroom room
I’m the reason your crops don’t grow
Put a pressure plate right by your door (let’s go!)
That sheep farm? Yeah, I let ‘em all loose
Then logged off quick, no excuse
Yeah, that was me, spawnin’ bees in your base
Wearing full gold gear just to mock the race
I dig straight down, then I call it skill
Drop TNT with a smile and a thrill
Yeah, that was me, buildin’ dirt on your glass
Put a jukebox loop just to troll your class
I never say sorry, I never behave
And I grief like a boss from the spawn to the cave
Built a nether portal in your doghouse wall
Pushed your horse in a hole and watched it fall
I trade with villagers and steal their bed
Then blame the lag while I turn ‘em undead
Yeah, I eat the cake before you can
Put lava signs in your woodland plan
If there’s a line, I’m gonna cross it
Took your beacon and tried to “toss it”
Yeah, that was me, ridin’ pigs through your wheat
Built a creeper statue on your main street
Turned your base to a maze of lies
Then I said “GG” with a smug goodbye
Yeah, that was me, changin’ signs to a joke
Built a fake stronghold just to watch you choke
I’m the chaos that you can’t unsee
Admit it, deep down—you love the spree
I’m that name on the player list
The one that makes you clench your fist
But every world’s gotta have that one
The prankster rogue who ruins the fun—
Or makes it fun… depends on the day
(Depends on how much loot I took away)
Yeah, that was me, breakin’ all the code
Put a bed in the Nether just to watch explode
I’m the pixel punk, the noob’s worst dream
The firestarter of your build team
Yeah, that was me, no shame, no grace
Wrote “L O L” in obsidian across your base
I never say sorry, I never behave—
I just laugh while you try to be brave
So if you log in and things look weird…
Check the logs—
‘Cause I was here.