Rain’s pouring down, snow’s piling high,
Another Creeper blast, barely made it alive.
My inventory’s full, got cocoa beans galore,
Sugar stacked high, cows right at my door.
I’ve crafted cakes, I’ve baked my bread,
But there’s a craving stuck inside my head.
Milk buckets waiting, but it ain’t fair,
This recipe, it leads nowhere!
So close, yet so far,
Hot chocolate’s out of reach, how bizarre!
Ingredients plenty, yet here we are,
Minecraft please, why’s crafting this so hard?
I brewed up potions, enchanted swords,
Built a beacon bright, conquered undead hordes.
But cocoa, sugar, milk—such simple stuff,
Yet crafting hot cocoa’s oddly tough!
Tried furnaces, smokers, brewing stands,
Even asked the villagers, they don’t understand.
Cows judging harshly, beans laugh from trees,
Is this Mojang trolling me?
So close, yet so far,
Hot chocolate’s out of reach, how bizarre!
Ingredients plenty, yet here we are,
Minecraft please, why’s crafting this so hard?
One day an update might set things right,
A chocolatey potion on a cold Minecraft night.
Till then I’ll dream, keep cocoa beans near,
Holding hope for chocolate cheer!
So close, yet so far,
Hot chocolate’s out of reach, how bizarre!
Ingredients plenty, yet here we are,
Minecraft please, why’s crafting this so hard?
So close, yet so far, Minecraft please, add hot chocolate to my crafting table!