Logged on, picked a spot
Said “Let’s dig big”—but guess what?
Server chat went bleepin’ wild
Like I dropped a word that’s banned or vile
All I said was “big dig time”
But it blanked me out like I crossed the line
So now it’s laughs and sideways grins
We’re callin’ it the Biggly Diggly in
Biggly Diggly — down we go!
Block by block to the lava below
Call it cursed, call it crass
But it’s deep, it’s dumb, and built to last
Biggly Diggly — that’s our jam
Filtered words we don’t understand
Ain’t no crime, it’s just our gig
Come along for the Biggly Diggly dig!
Stone and deepslate, ores for days
Axolotls swim in awkward ways
Zombie groans and a random “bleep!”
Someone typed “torch” — guess that’s too deep?
It’s all jokes, it’s all chill
Diamond picks and junk we fill
Tunnel rats and bedrock vibes
We’re makin’ art from censored lines
Biggly Diggly — down we go!
Block by block to the lava below
Call it cursed, call it crass
But it’s deep, it’s dumb, and built to last
Biggly Diggly — that’s our jam
Filtered words we don’t understand
Ain’t no crime, it’s just our gig
Come along for the Biggly Diggly dig!
We ain’t swearin’, just declarin’
Mass excavation, world repairin’
Censor’s got a nervous twitch
We say “mine” — it thinks “witch”
Biggly Diggly — we won’t stop
Diggin’ tunnels till we hit bedrock
Call Mojang, tell ‘em quick
Biggly Diggly’s blowin’ up, it’s sick
Biggly Diggly — deep and wide
Put that “bleep” in our server pride
Can’t shut us up, we’ll still be big
Forever in the Biggly Diggly dig!
It’s the Biggly…
Biggly…
Biggly Diggly dig!