Swore I had it handled
Just a little fix
Torch in hand, full of pride
Now there’s mobs on every side
Typed LOL but I wasn’t fine
Creeper squad crossed the line
One mistake, now it’s gone
Whole chamber sings a murder song
Now I’m trapped in a spawner, out of plans
So I hit the chat like “anyone on?” with shaky hands
Calling for backup
Send me a sign
Calling for backup
Bring potions
Calling for backup
I’m outta time
Calling for backup
Don’t ask why
Calling for backup
Log in fast or say goodbye
Friend logs in, all chill and brave
Drops in, yells “DUDE, THIS IS A GRAVE”
Now we’re both knee-deep in pain
Holdin’ back the undead with planked oak
Calling for backup
Send the crew
Calling for backup
Need a few more of you
Calling for backup
I’m outta time
Calling for backup
Don’t ask why
Calling for backup
Log in fast or say goodbye
Shield up!
Torch down!
Cover me — I’m goin’ in!
Too late!
Too late!
Calling for backup,
Send the squad
Calling for backup
I’m outta time
Calling for backup
Don’t ask why
Calling for backup
Log in fast or say goodbye
Thanks y’all… I owe you so many diamonds…