Humble News, Volume 2

The Humbugs geared up (and up and up) then took on the Ender Dragon and defeated her in mere minutes!

Check out Gizario building out the Portal room.

Since the defeat of the dragon, strange things have been occurring in the Overworld. Statues to our mortal enemies have sprung up, and their images have appeared in the clouds.

Creeper Temple

Humbugs have experienced earthquakes accompanied by strange, smoking rock formations emerging from the ground!

Mount Emberstone

New creatures have been spotted around the world bringing new and mysterious flowering plants with them.

Peaceful Sniffer

Concerningly, an army of Pirates has laid siege to the HumbleCraft cargo ships at spawn! Many establishments have started displaying the pirates flag in efforts to assuage hostilities.

Pirates of Pizzaz

The server llamas were caught red hoofed disabling the Humble Post Office, very out of character for these gentle creatures. They claimed to be with the organization Llama Tech and to be, in fact, fixing the communication systems, not destroying them.

Llamas doing llama things
Llama Tech

Some Humbugs have taken up their cause and formed The Coalition for the Prevention of Naked Llamas. This compassion appears to have calmed tensions and llama have been spotted paying their respects at the HumbleCraft memorial flower garden.

Zanjo and Banjo
Llama Sanctuary

Due to these strange happenings, some Humbugs have taken to spending large amounts of time in a parallel dimension. They have been seen creating roads, storage rooms, even kitchens in the Nether Hub!

Xrogg and the Friendly Zoologist
Nether Kitchen

All is not lost! Appearing in The End, where the dragon was defeated, is a mysterious tower on the horizon. Could this be the hope and protection the Humbugs need to venture through the void in search of wings?

Mysterious End Tower

I believe it is! Because new establishments have popped up in the Overworld for Humbugs to enjoy and share! The Cat Cafe has opened near Spawn, and a new cozy bed and breakfast (with gambling!) is under construction.

Cat Cafe

After what felt like forever, The Oxidized One was found. A message, part poem and part riddle led to his discovery. Rumor has it that The Oxidized One has already headed off to a new hiding place. Who will find them next?

Poem? Riddle? Both?

From the Humble Discord, we have word that the highway to the shopping district is nearly completed. It is being reported as “not all pretty, but mostly safe”.

Map of Shopping District

For those that are afraid of taking flight or don’t have your wings yet, we have good news! The End Bridge has been completed and you can walk to the outer islands!

Map of the End

Thank you for reading Humble News!