Hello, fools, and welcome to a very special edition of Humble News Jester’s News! I have a few exciting things that have happened that I am happy to reveal!
Humble International Speedway
I have no idea what it is, but Zanjo Banjo sounded very excited that she started its construction at the gaming district. It’s either an ice boat racetrack, or an airport, your guess is as good as mine.
The Bounce Tower is Open
Ooooo, now this sounds fun! Another construction by Zanjo Banjo, is a sort of twist on the original bounce house design, located in the gaming district.
There’s an Ice Farm Now?!?!1/1?!?!?
Apparently somewhere out there XroggVs (guy with a very luxurious beard) built an ice farm. Absolute 
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There’s Another Ice Farm Now!?1!?1?1?
Being awesome, like I usually am, I found all three hidden items, and also TheFriendlyZoologist‘s cool ice tower/village.
There’s moss for Sale AND WOOL
Zanjo Banjo opened a brand-new moss AND WOOL shop in the shopping district, an everyone is super excited to buy WOOL because like, why would you buy moss if there is perfectly good RESIN for sale?
I HAVE A TRUCK NOW
(and it sells resin)
That’s right, your favorite scaffolding / building / all-purpose / food / flooring / brick / roof / path / color-palate / fake-lava / magma block is finally being sold! Have you heard about the various properties of resin? Did you know that if you stand on a resin brick block while fishing you reel in 5 times the loot? Or that if you polish a resin brick it will summon the Notch Genie that grants you 20 no-consequence wishes in real life? Or that you can use resin to brew a potion that unlocks creative mode without ruining your achievements?*
Siphon Found Mossy
Apparently hiding something in someone else’s base and then sending them a screenshot of it makes it really easy for them to find. Go figure. (way to go Siphon!)
ABSOLUTE CINEMA PEAK TRAILER
I made this video:
Rarity Shop
ChillWildBill opened a new shop with a new payment system that is almost more expensive than diamonds.
This has been Jester, see you next week! (Stout was MIA this week, I wonder where she ran off to?)
Quicker-than-quick lightning news:
- It was OccasionalGamerMom‘s birthday!
- Big new plans underway at Resin Incorporated… :mischievous_grin:
- TheFriendlyZoologist is making some Lava Chicken music discs!
- Suffer Cubes coming next week!
- Zanjo Banjo completed her first solo raid and also made some pillagers homeless.
- CosmicDragon227 went kind of far from spawn.
- Siphon updated the timeline like 50 times.
- Hat.
- The Xbox Showcase.
- Cutest build pics/poll coming soon?!?!?!/1/1?
- Parallel released his second episode.
*All claims about the various properties of resin are completely false and should be regarded as a successful marketing ploy.