Song: Pink Llama Club (Parody)

I was wandering through the mountains
Pickaxe in my hand
A pocket full of emeralds
And absolutely no plan

Then I saw a little doorway
Pink lanterns up above
And a llama at the entrance said,
“Welcome to the club”

I don’t know who built it
I don’t know why
There’s a dance floor
At Y one-twenty-five

But I walked inside
And the beat kicked in
I don’t think I’m going mining again

Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama Club!

I’m gonna keep on dancing
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink carpet underneath me
Jukebox turned up
Everybody’s welcome
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama Club!

I’m gonna keep on dancing
At the Pink Llama Club

There’s a trader in the corner
Just staring at the wall
A skeleton is dancing
Like he doesn’t care at all

There’s a creeper at the doorway
But everybody says he’s fine
And a llama wearing pink wool
Has been watching me all night

I should probably leave here
I should probably run
I’ve got diamonds in a chest
And a base half-done

But the sun went down
And the lights came up
And everybody shouted—

Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama Club!

I’m gonna keep on dancing
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink carpet underneath me
Jukebox turned up
Everybody’s welcome
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama!
(Pink Llama!)
Pink Llama Club!

I’m gonna keep on dancing
At the Pink Llama Club

Maybe I was looking
For somewhere I belong
Maybe I was waiting
To hear a different song

Out there I was wandering
Never staying long
But under all these pink lights
I know where I belong

So let the whole world wonder
Let ’em say what they want

I found my people
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink Llama…
(Pink Llama…)

Pink Llama…
(Pink Llama…)

Pink Llama…

Everybody—

PINK LLAMA!
(PINK LLAMA!)
PINK LLAMA!
(PINK LLAMA!)
PINK LLAMA CLUB!

We’re gonna keep on dancing
At the Pink Llama Club

Throw your armor in the corner
Turn the jukebox up
Let the whole world wonder
What we’ve all become

PINK LLAMA!
(PINK LLAMA!)
PINK LLAMA!
(PINK LLAMA!)
PINK LLAMA CLUB!

Yeah, we found our people
At the Pink Llama Club

Pink Llama!
Pink Llama!
Pink Llama Club!

Pink Llama!
Pink Llama!
Pink Llama Club!

Pink carpet
Pink wool
One llama looking cool

Pink carpet
Pink wool

Welcome to the club.