Inspired by Bloodhound Gang’s Fire Water Burn (with a little influence from Love Shack) and something that happens a little too often in Minecraft.
Okay.
Who put the fireplace next to the wooden wall?
Seriously?
Built me a house out of spruce and oak
Looking real nice till I saw the smoke
Had a little fireplace, cozy and bright
Everything was going pretty good that night
Then somebody yelled from across the floor
“Hey… was that fire there before?”
Turned around
What did I see?
Half of the ceiling burning over me
Grab a bucket!
Where’s the water?
Grab a bucket!
Doesn’t matter!
Save the chests!
Save the loot!
Forget the house
GRAB THE DIAMOND BOOTS!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
We don’t need no fire resistance
We need water and some common sense!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
There goes the bedroom
There goes the stairs
There goes the crafting table and chairs
There goes the bookshelf
There goes the floor
There goes a creeper walking through the door
Wait
Creeper?
Aw, man.
BOOM!
Now the roof is gone
The wall is gone
The second floor is mostly gone
My bed is gone
My sheep got loose
And somehow…
Still standing…
One spruce fence post.
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
Someone get a bucket!
Someone get some rain!
Someone tell the server
NOT TO SAVE THE GAME!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
WHO BUILT IT OUT OF WOOD?
I DID!
WHO PUT LAVA BY THE WALL?
I DID!
WHO SAID, “THIS’LL PROBABLY BE FINE”?
I DID!
WHO’S REBUILDING IT TONIGHT?
Not it.
Burn! Burn! Burn!
Wait
DON’T ACTUALLY LET IT BURN!
Water! Water! Water!
Wrong bucket!
THAT’S LAVA!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
We had a base
We had a plan
Now we’ve got a
Nice flat piece of land!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF!
THE ROOF WAS ON FIRE!
Okay.
New rule.
Stone roof.
Who has flint and steel?