Humble News, Volume 7

The ballots have been cast and the secrets have been stashed. This week, the HumbleCraft headlines are split between the halls of power and the thrill of the hunt. While Zanjo secures a historic win in the HumbleCraft Project Manager (HPM) elections, the rest of us have been caught up in the madness of our latest item Hide and Seek games. Whether you’re here for the political fallout or the hidden golems, we’ve got the full scoop for every Humbug on the server!


HPM Selected

The ballots are in, the sand has settled, and the HPM office has a brand new look. We are thrilled to announce that Zanjo Banjo has officially secured the victory and is stepping into the role of HumbleCraft Project Manager! In her first act of leadership, she has appointed LC Stout as her Vice Manager. We’re expecting big things from this power duo!

A massive shout-out to Cosmic Dragon for constructing our official voting booth, and a sincere thank you to every candidate who stepped up to run. We’d also like to give a very special “Civility Award” to Nauti for actually wearing pants to the event and keeping it classy.

But it wasn’t all celebration… In a shocking turn of events, the election process took a dark turn when candidate Mossy was kidnapped. Not once, but twice. He is currently being held for ransom at an undisclosed location. Can the Humbugs track him down before the clock runs out? Or will Mossy become a permanent part of the server lore?

Check out the election reveal on Facebook or YouTube!


Update from HPM

First update from our new HPM: Road Work Update! We are continuing work on our server wide road construction project. During this construction, we may make the decision to do minor terraforming to accommodate the road. If you are unhappy with work near your land, please contact your HPM (Zanjo Banjo) and we can discuss what you’d like to see. Roads will be standardized to the edge of bases and builds, owners are asked to complete a road connection using their chosen style.


Lost Golem

While the election was the talk of the town, the real mystery was underground (or in a tree… or behind a waterfall). TFZ set the stage with a series of cryptic clues that had the whole server scratching their heads. Turns out they were actually perfect.

However, our new leadership teamed up for an official “Diplomatic Mission” (read: a frantic search) and successfully tracked down the The Oxidized One!, VP Stout has already re-hidden the Golem somewhere on the server. No clues have been given at this time. Who will be the first Humbug to stumble upon our copper friend’s new hiding spot? The race is officially on!

First Clue
Second Clue

Ransom and Relics

The mystery deepens… Despite our best efforts and one rescue already, Mossy remains in captivity. However, we aren’t flying blind. A set of cryptic clues has surfaced. They point toward a mysterious hidden tower where the egg might be stashed, and a warm and high up place where Mossy is wilting away. The trail is hot, but the location is still a secret. It’s time to sharpen your wits and scour the horizon; the race is on to see which Humbug can crack the code, storm the tower, and bring Mossy (and that egg) back to spawn!


Trader Sam Upgraded

If you’ve been dreading the manual labor of bartering at the Nether Hub, we have some glorious news. Trader Sam, our perpetually grumpy Piglin, has officially entered the modern age. Thanks to some clever engineering by Mad Monks, Sam has a full auto-sorting system. No more sifting through gravel and leather like a commoner, now you simply bring the gold, and the machines handle the heavy lifting. Sam might not be any friendlier, but at least he’s efficient. Stop by the Hub and let the redstone do the work for you!


Official Humble Timeline

Did you know that we have a timeline showing when all the Humbugs are online? If not, now you do! It is located below the list of Humbugs here.

The Humble Timeline

FAQ Draft Ready

Thank you to Gizario for helping get the first draft of the Humble FAQs ready for review. We need a few folks to read and review it. We will likely add a bit more about the server settings and some technical specs.

Humble Homesteads & Station 3135

Ready to flex your creative muscles? The Humble Homesteads project is officially open for business! Located conveniently down the East Nether Tunnel, this is your chance to step outside your comfort zone. Whether you’ve been dying to try a new architectural style, experiment with some complex redstone, or finally build that mini-game you’ve been dreaming of, the Homesteads are the place to do it. There are 3 games being built as you read this!

Don’t wait! Head down the tunnel and claim your plot today before all the prime real estate is spoken for. We can’t wait to see what the Humbugs dream up next!

More info here: Humble Homesteads are Hopping

Mind the gap! Watchmiker has officially opened the gates at Station 3135, and he’s looking for Humbugs to fill the designated stalls. Two shops have already popped up, but there is plenty of room for more. These stalls are designed for pop-up shops—perfect for quick purchases or just a bit of creative flair. Don’t worry about keeping them perfectly stocked; this is all about the fun of building and adding life to the station. Claim your stall soon and show us what you’ve got!


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