What’s new this week? Well, Xrogg reported touching grass, like real grass… which, like really doesn’t seem safe. Are the humbugs even allowed to go out into the real world?
Some of the humbugs don’t even seem safe indoors. Sometimes they like die a lot… and in some pretty crazy ways. Sometimes falling… and sometimes they run into a room full of axe murders (which is really scary). Sadly, Chief lost his “staying alive” bragging rights by going alone into a Woodland Mansion (🎶dumb ways to die). But, it wasn’t all lost… a team of humbugs tried to save his inventory and gear… that despawned… so it kind of was all lost.
Other humbugs have done some cool things (not dying). That pretty cool Jester guy has set a humbug record by traveling over a billion blocks in Minecraft. That’s like walking a hundred thousand times to the post office!
Some humbugs have been like, kidnapping people in boats, which is weird (maybe Zanjo and Neilo are suspects?).
You know what’s super-duper exciting? Zanjo built this game where you like, hit these cubes around and like, try to put them in a hole, which is super fun! But also, Gizario accidently almost destroyed the world because he put a lot of sulfur cubes in one place, and it was too many.
It’s kinda lonely because the humbugs are not around, as the timeline shows. But, when they are here, they can’t count very well; Villager 5 was kinda mad because they kept messing up.
Autocorrect made one of the humbugs say “We need a full Enchilada room at the guardian farm.” and it was funny, but I also think that’s a good idea. I am really glad that they all send so much mail (like enchiladas). I learn a lot. Just sitting and listening to them.
Thank you for reading! This is Lil Peep writing instead of Stout for Humble News.
