Kaboom Boom!
[Verse 1]
Adding one more layer to my mob farm high,
Missed a block, took a step, now I’m learning how to fly.
Fell down, hit the ground, creeper waiting in the room—
Had about half a second just to whisper—
Kaboom!
Picked myself back up, said, “I’ll fix it, no big deal.”
Grabbed some blocks, patched the hole, yeah, this plan was made of steel.
Plugged the funnel, checked the farm, thought I’d saved it from its doom—
Then I heard that little ssssss—
Kaboom!
[Pre-Chorus]
One blast, two blast, how’s the farm still standing?
Three creepers up top and none of this was planning!
Light it up, fix it up, surely I’ll be done soon—
Turn around, there’s two more—
KABOOM! KABOOM!
[Chorus]
Bang, bang—Kaboom Boom!
There goes half the mob room!
Fix one hole, make two more,
Creeper parts across the floor!
Bang, bang—Kaboom Boom!
Someone save me from this doom!
Built it wrong, fixed it worse,
Welcome to the Creeper Curse!
[Verse 2]
Climbed back to the top again, torch held in my hand,
Surely nothing else could go against my master plan.
Two green faces turned around, my heart sank in the gloom—
“No, no, no, don’t you dare—”
Kaboom!
Fixed it up a final time, stepped back with some pride,
Looked it over carefully… something still was wrong inside.
Don’t know how, don’t know why, but I knew what would come soon—
Farm gave one last battle cry—
KABOOM!
[Pre-Chorus]
One blast, two blast, everything is smoking,
At this point the mob farm’s gotta think I’m joking!
Need some help, need some hoppers, need somebody here soon—
Then XroggVs arrived to save me from—
KABOOM!
[Chorus]
Bang, bang—Kaboom Boom!
There goes half the mob room!
Fix one hole, make two more,
Creeper parts across the floor!
Bang, bang—Kaboom Boom!
Xrogg saved me from my doom!
Hoppers down, funnel clear,
Think we finally fixed it here!
[Bridge]
Is it working?
I think so.
Is it fixed now?
Hope so.
Any creepers?
Don’t know.
Did you hear that?
…Oh no.
SSSSSSSSSS—
[Final Chorus]
Bang, bang—KABOOM BOOM!
Shake the whole dang server room!
Build it up, blow it down,
Creepers laughing underground!
Bang, bang—KABOOM BOOM!
Smoke and blocks fill up the room!
Xrogg came through, saved the day—
I believe it’s fixed… okay?
[Outro]
One more layer.
One more room.
One more creeper—
…Kaboom.