Hello, fools, and welcome to another special edition of Humble News Jester’s News! It’s been a while, so I have…
Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZanjoBanjo had leftover pizza for lunch!!!!
Nether Invades Overworld
The Map clearly shows that the Nether is taking the overworld! And also half of Resin Incorporated! Why is the Nether doing this? Could it just be a file mix-up?
Popular News Reporter, “Jester” Imprisoned
You heard it here first! I was wrongfully imprisoned against my will!!!
Oh, hang on a minute… that just looks like me AFKing at my new…
Shulker Farm!
That’s right! I made a shulker farm! You should see some price changes in Resin Incorporated store fronts soon… 🙂
There’s an Archeologist Now???
Apparently! I don’t know what an archeologist is doing in HumbleCraft, but there seems to be one, poking around at spawn nowadays. If anyone sees the archeologist “Humble Jones“, please report them to the Humble News Office of News (the HNON for short)
Gizario’s Capture the Flag
What is this treacherous, lava filled pit? No, it’s not my bank account, it’s Gizario’s Capture the Flag Game (coming soon (location and data rates may apply)!)! Get ready for a lava-filled arena-based game that actively adjusts throughout gameplay! Score tridents and spears (but dropping most of them in lava) whilst flying through the air and knocking down your opponents with wind charges (but dropping most of them in lava)! This game includes never-before seen Redstone and some state-of-the-art geysers!
Mysterious Eyes
There are eyes… WATCHING US. No seriously! There are eyes hidden all across HumbleCraft, can you find them all?
Humble in the Real World?
Missing Golem
Has anybody seen the Copper Golem at the skeleton farm? He’s just gone. (Not my fault) I bet he went on vacation or something. Copper Golems do that (yes, they do I swear).
Well, this has been Jester, signing off.