Author: Neverending Sandbox

  • How to Die in Minecraft: 42 Essential Mistakes to Make

    This is my first death in Minecraft survival in over a year… and I committed fully to the folly. Please enjoy my demise in slow motion. *More than 42 mistakes were made. Death of Me It was the death of me.It was the end of me. Signs I ignored.Each dismissed. It was the death of…

  • Humble News, Volume 22

    What’s new this week? Well, Xrogg reported touching grass, like real grass… which, like really doesn’t seem safe. Are the humbugs even allowed to go out into the real world? Some of the humbugs don’t even seem safe indoors. Sometimes they like die a lot… and in some pretty crazy ways. Sometimes falling… and sometimes…

  • Song | Suffer Cubes

    Got my pickGot my food Got my plansFeeling good Got my mapGot my gear Been waiting all dang year The Suffer Cubes were calling The Suffer Cubes were calling The Suffer Cubes were calling Now I’m the one suffering Cleaned my chestsMended tools Told my friendsSee you soon Coffee madeChair pulled near Been waiting all…

  • Song | We Boom

    We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We ready to boom?We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We ready to boom?We boom. WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM. We ready to boom?We ready to boom? We boom. WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM.WE BOOM. We ready to boom?WE BOOM. We ready to boom?WE BOOM. We ready to boom?We…

  • Parallel | Flashback

    Soooo, I found this half finished video in my files and figured it would be best to complete it and post it! This video is made up of many different video styles and editing so hopefully it makes some sense…

  • Gizario | Final Countdown

    One project at a time… the server keeps getting bigger.And somehow, so does the chaos. In this episode of HumbleCraft, we finally finish the redstone work on the Gaming District carousel by adding changing lights, music, and just enough moving parts to make future Giz regret everything. Meanwhile, work continues on our “not so mini”…

  • Song | Just Another Day

    Got a villager in my fire pitWon’t say how he ended up in itKeeps mm-hmmin’ through the smoke and sparksLike he owns the place after dark There’s an Enderman in my storage barnStaring at the wall like he means no harmDon’t touch nothin’, don’t make a soundJust rearranges blocks when I’m not around It’s just…

  • Song | Wind Charge War

    Yeah…Server real quiet tonight…Two players online…Then the chat lit up. “Bet’s on him.”Ohhh… okay.Say less. Late night server, not a soul in sightJust two blockheads buildin’ by lantern lightPickaxe swingin’ with the peaceful soundNobody knew drama ‘bout to shake the ground Then chat popped up like a lightning strike“Who gon’ win?” yeah the timing rightThree…

  • Neilo | Humble Hub & Cheating Death

    I put in some work on the Nether hub, and figure out an easy way to get totems! 🙂

  • Mix Tape: Memoirs of Obsidian

    Now available on Spotify and Amazon Music! Track List

  • Song | Glimmerthorn

    Zero, zeroAt the center of it allPurple light callingCan you hear the Nether call? Beauty and terrorSide by sideOne step forwardTo the other side Glimmerthorn GateCalling my nameLost in the purpleLost in the flame Glimmerthorn GateHold me awhileFear in the darknessPeace in the fire At zero, zeroWorlds collideOverworld dreamsNether inside Glimmerthorn GateGlimmerthorn GateBeauty and terrorBeauty…

  • Song | Nobody Left Me Burning

    Glass around the killing chamberBuilt to keep the danger inBlazes cracking through the silenceLate night ventures once again Fire proof potions by the chest“In case of emergency”Funny how nobody needs themTill panic hits suddenly One lag spikeOne wrong stepOne disconnectAnd everything changed PanickedStuck in a hard placeMy world on fireFlames lighting up my view PanickedBuried…

  • Gizario | Another Brick in the Wall

    One step at a time… it starts to take shape.One more block… and suddenly it’s something bigger. In this episode of HumbleCraft, we continue expanding the base and finally complete the first of the Shattered Towers. What started as an idea is now starting to feel very real… and very tall. Beyond the base, we…

  • Song | Dark Market Mud

    Mm… yeah…You been workin’ too hard for that mud… Tried to make it, took all dayWater hit it, just washed awayPacked it down, still ain’t rightWork all day, gone by night Dark market mudYeah, dark market mudToo much work up aboveCome get that dark market mudDark market mudMmm, dark market mud Down below where the…

  • Song | Good Enough (Parody)

    Here we are, diggin’ through the stone and bluesBreak the block, hear the pickaxe soundOh, it’s not real if you don’t feel it Uncharted caverns waitingThe maps we used to play withAre finally taking shape What’s good enough (Good enough)For you, it’s good enough (Good enough)For me, it’s good enough (Good enough)It’s good enough for…

  • Humble Badges

    What are those badges underneath the Humbug Player Cards? Season One Humbug All you have to do is join season one of HumbleCraft. Ender Dragon Join a raid to defeat the Ender Dragon. Shopkeeper Build a shop in the Humble Mall. Humble Project Management Join the team that makes HumbleCraft a better place. Derp Award…

  • Zanjo | Wild Bill Makes a Tunnel

    Today on HumbleCraft Adventures we bring you WildBill’s TNT destruction for the creation of a new tunnel.

  • Song | Grindstone Cowboy (Parody)

    I’ve been walkin’ these plains so longSingin’ the same old songI know every block in this patchwork world I roamWhere grindin’s the name of the gameAnd soft hearts get lost in the creepers and the flameThere’s been a lot of late-night miningChasin’ that perfect timingBut I’m gonna be where the lanterns shine on me Like…

  • Song | What We Broke

    They built it by the broken groundwhere the blackened stone had burst,No one claims who laid the firstor spoke the warning first.When ember-glass came spearin’ upand split the valley wide,We learned too late what lay belowwas never ours to mine. The builders tried to warn us plain,said, “Guide it, don’t you break,”But hands like ours…

  • HumbleCraft Resources

    Below is a list of downloads and resources for Humbugs!

  • Cosmic Dragon | Egg Shrine

    Hello there!!! I am CosmicDragon227. I am a member of the Minecraft HumbleCraft SMP. We are also known as Humbugs. This build took me a couple months to construct and was being planned before we even beat the Ender Dragon. Here I take you on a tour of the HumbleCraft Egg Shrine and Lookout.

  • Cosmic Dragon | Humbled a Dragon

    This is the entrance to the HumbleCraft Egg Shrine. I made a more rounded version of Jean the Ender Dragon’s head. This was built in tribute to the HumbleCraft server’s Eder Dragon fight.

  • Chief | Shopping District Tour

    A quick tour in the early days of our Minecraft shopping district on HumbleCraft. It is wild how quickly it has changed since this video was captured. There are now more shops, a better portal, and paths everywhere.

  • Song | No Worries Tonight

    Step out of the portalFeel the calm landNo need to look back nowNothing at hand Purple sky, painted dreamSoft light in betweenEvery step slows downLike I’m unseen No mobs, no worries tonightEverything’s gonna be alrightTake your timeLeave all your worries behindNo mobs, no worries at all Every build, different soulEvery chest, different goalQuiet trades, passing…

  • Song | Diamond Circulation

    Those diamonds won’t spend themselvesSitting quiet on a shelfPulled them up from undergroundNow they’re just lying around You did the work, you made the findNow it’s time to let it rideNothing here is built to stayIt moves away What you hold is not your ownJust a stop along the roadLet it move, let it breatheSet…

  • Song | Before Sunrise

    Purple sky, it never fadesBut it feels like night behavesLike a moment we could loseIf we wait, if we refuse Lantern glow on every standShadows move across the landEverything is open lateLike it’s tempting fate You’ve been holding what you foundBut it won’t stay locked downFeel it pulling at your handsLike it understands Spend it…

  • HPM Report, № 1

    Hello all! Welcome to the first edition of the HPM report! HPM/VHPM Office The HPM/VHPM office is now open, located on the upper floor of Wild Bill’s Lodge. If you stop by, make sure you say hi to the birds, Mac and Cheese! Projects in Motion Transportation Game Zone (Humbleland) HPM Appointed Offices (Filled) HPM…

  • Introducing Humble Clans

    The humble call to color. Armor trims are more than decoration; they are a declaration. In Humble Clans, each player chooses a material that reflects who they are — not in battle, but in build style, teamwork, and spirit. Your color tells a story. Choose wisely. Clan Amethyst The Mystics, the Dreamers, and the Watchers…

  • Humble Goal: Collect All Trims

    Status: Completed Trim name, where to find it, and what you need to duplicate it. ☑ Silence Armor Trim (Ancient City, Cobbled Deepslate)☑ Ward Armor Trim (Ancient City, Cobbled Deepslate)☑ Sentry Armor Trim (Pillager Outpost, Cobblestone)☑ Coast Armor Trim (Shipwreck, Cobblestone)☑ Vex Armor Trim (Woodland Mansion, Cobblestone)☑ Wild Armor Trim (Jungle Temple, Mossy Cobblestone)☑ Wayfinder…

  • Slime Boy and the Death Compass

    A HumbleCraft Tale It began, as many unfortunate things do, with confidence. Slime Boy soared high above the Overworld, Elytra wings stretched wide against the fading glow of sunset. Below him, forests blurred into rivers, rivers into plains, and plains into memory. In his inventory rested a gift of absurd craftsmanship—an outragous Netherite hoe, polished…

  • Humble Guide: Shops

    Welcome to the Humble Mall! Our shopping district is just getting started. We settled on a peaceful mushroom island that is just a Nether hop away from spawn. You can take the ice boat, train, or fly through the North wing of the Nether hub. Once you arrive, you can take a walk through a…

  • Chief | Getting to the Humble Mall

    The shopping district has been open for a bit on HumbleCraft, but this is my first time heading out that way. I had no idea it would be an unexpected Minecraft adventure. ‪@TheFriendlyZoologist‬ creates magic wherever she goes; and this is no exception.

  • Song | Nothing Belongs

    Through the gate we goPast the obsidian glow This is a zoo where nothing belongsHumble creatures still carry onLiving where the world feels wrongA zoo where nothing belongsA zoo where nothing belongs Restless sleep, never weepSomewhere far beyond the fogOnce cried a lonely ghast This is a zoo where nothing belongsHumble creatures still carry onLiving…

  • Jester | Episode One

    I am Jester! In today’s HumbleCraft season premier I will accomplish the following tasks:

  • Humble Guide: Portals

    Coming soon! Introduction here. Maybe a TOC with jump links? Nether Hub Short introduction. Overworld image and coordinates. Underworld image and coordinates. Nether Hub Short introduction. Overworld image and coordinates. Underworld image and coordinates. Nether Hub Short introduction. Overworld image and coordinates. Underworld image and coordinates. Nether Hub Short introduction. Overworld image and coordinates. Underworld…

  • Humble Guide: Farms

    Coming soon! Add an intro here. Guardian Farm This public farm was started by Neilo and it remains the best place to get XP in HumbleCraft. Video on how to use coming soon. Skeleton Farm Available to the public if they are brave enough to enter. Zombie Farm Available to the public, but deep below…

  • Humble Waitlist

    Humble Waitlist, start getting folks in line for Season 2.

  • Humble Etiquette

    Humble Etiquette, not rules but a guide for Humbugs… mainly for Season 2. Things we’re all learning during Season 1. Minecraft community standards may be a good start or reference. Will scan this for ideas. Some basic rules here. This might be a really good start for us.

  • Humble FAQs

    What are common questions about this SMP from members and non-members. [Need a better intro here] General & Getting Started Gameplay & Rules Community & Interaction World & Events Miscellaneous

  • First Humble Treasure Hunt

    Welcome to the Overworld’s first treasure hunt! This adventure will require no tools or special preparations. Decode the clue below and race to the treasure! After 30 minutes, we will start dropping additional hints on Threads. Have fun and let the hunt begin! Beneath, quiet chambers no banners fly,Secrets keep still, maps dare not show,There…

  • Song: Momentum

    Gotta get ready to goHeartbeat steady lowOne misstep don’t stopFeel the tension drop Gotta get ready to goGotta feel that flowGive it all you gotThen give it some more Don’t take it easyDon’t take it slowNo looking down belowGotta go, go, go Me against it allIn for the long haulTouch the sky — don’t fallI…

  • Song: Humble News

    From the proud provinces of the OverworldHere’s your week in reviewThis is Humble News Humble News, gather nearAll the happenings far and right hereBuilders rise and banners waveRaiders fall, the brave are praisedFrom the mines to village viewsStay informed with Humble News Who rang the bell at break of dawn?Who stood their ground till night…

  • [Snapshot] The Salty Spinner

    Welcome to the first in a series where we take a deeper look into builds around the HumbleCraft server. Some builds are still being worked on, but we want to take a snapshot of where they are today. We even talk to the builder about their vision and inspiration for the build. Welcome to The…

  • Gizario | Don’t Fear the Reaper

    Death may rattle… but it pays in bones. In this episode of HumbleCraft, we lean into the shadows and finally tackle a spooky skeleton spawner that’s been whispering our name since day one, really it was Chief doing all the whispering. Things get a little grindy, a little chaotic, and maybe a little too efficient.…

  • Humble Goal: Collect All Sherds

    Status: In-Progress ☐ Angler☐ Archer☐ Arms Up☐ Blade☐ Brewer☐ Burn☑ Danger☐ Explorer☐ Flow☐ Friend☐ Guster☐ Heart☐ Heartbreak☐ Howl☐ Miner☐ Mourner☐ Plenty☐ Prize☐ Scrape☐ Sheaf☐ Shelter☐ Skull☐ Snort List from the wiki, review for yourself.

  • Introducing the Humble Treasure Hunt

    Please check the main page for a NEW POST about the treasure hunt. Hello, Humbugs! This coming Saturday at 1:00 PM PST will be the first Humble Treasure Hunt. A new post will launch at this time with a clue that leads to a specially crafted treasure. Not only to you have to be the…

  • Humble Goal: Collect All Music Discs

    Status: Missing one disc ☐ 5☐ Precipice☐ 13☐ Cat☐ Blocks☐ Chirp☐ Far☐ Mall☐ Mellohi☐ Stal☐ Strad☐ Ward☐ 11☐ Wait☐ Otherside☐ Pigstep☑ Relic☐ Creator☑ Creator (Music Box)☐ Tears☐ Lava Chicken List from the wiki.

  • Chief | Humble Skeleton Farm

    Teamed up with part of the Humble Crew to build out a skeleton farm in a way that felt like an experience. Too often Minecraft farms are purely functional. Thank you to ‪@Gizario-51‬, ‪@XroggVs‬, and ‪@TheFriendlyZoologist‬ for making this come to life!

  • Humble Interview Questions

    Questions to be answered as the players persona, a hybrid of character and real person. Draft Questions Rapid Questions